Elementary Rat

My punishment for years of running with scissors: teaching today's scissor marathoners.

12 August 2011

The Low Hum of Heads Exploding

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For my own sanity, every time I get a new iteration of my class list, I make new name badges, name writing sheets and name project pages for...
09 August 2011

Death Match!

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IN THIS CORNER, me.  On a scanty three hours of sleep after an attack of ADHD brain, wearing a disappointingly plain outfit and equipped wit...
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08 August 2011

Accountability

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I really hate the "teachers need to be held accountable" argument. To what, exactly, are you planning to hold me accountable? ...
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Why Kids Want to be Kindergarten Teachers

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About 20% of my students decide they want to be Kindergarten teachers when it comes time to decorate their promograduation sashes.  Scientif...
07 August 2011

Saturday at School.

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I didn't get the furniture sorted.  I did get some counters cleared off and I put up light filters on some of the windows.  That was a b...
06 August 2011

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Charles Blow  of the New York Times  breaks down how children are doing in the United States. The anti-intellectual, offensive and illogic...

Oh Boy, Saturday at School.

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I'm leaving at noon.  Or at least by 1.  Definitely.  Absolutely. Today I want to get the furniture sorted so that I have a cohesive s...
03 August 2011

Things About Which Worrying Is Unnecessary

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1. Kindergarten Enrollment at my school: We've got 71 kids booked for three classes.  Presumably some of those kids will disappear as th...

Where Are These Eager Replacements?

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Gary Rubinstein , a far bigger person than I am, has been writing a series of posts  that are a "debate" (by email) with Whitney ...
01 August 2011

On the Subject of Teacher Laziness

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Over half the staff of my school spent their Saturday at school, for which they were uncompensated.  Among the chores completed: moving clas...
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29 July 2011

And It's Over!

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The biggest reason I am not marching in Washington this weekend is that I go back to work on Monday.  I've been to school several times ...
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27 July 2011

Goals for the Year

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Run a reduced version of the Bread unit .  I wrote this unit with a first grade teacher who is no longer at my school, and it is too complic...
26 July 2011

Grumpy, grumpy

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I have a week of vacation left, six unfunded Donors Choose projects, and arthritis. ADHD fidgeters should not be diagnosed with arthritis....
24 July 2011

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I try to mix up my classroom design every year.  Two years ago I tried all-child-responsibility, which meant a lot of really low shelves and...
22 July 2011

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“I can study Vygotsky later,” said Tayo Adeeko, a 24-year-old third-grade teacher at Empower Charter School in Crown Heights. She was referr...
21 July 2011

Running Out the Clock on AB 114

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(I  do not link to the Huffington Post , which is the source for this quote.) [SFUSD Superintendent Carlos] Garcia said he thinks AB 11...

Cherry Picking and Legality.

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Whenever one gets to the brass tacks of charter school enrollment and retention, charter advocates immediately point out that charter school...
19 July 2011

News Bias.

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I often take umbrage with Chronicle stories because I find their framing biased.  For instance, their political reporting on the debt limit ...
18 July 2011

Budget Comes Back to Bite.

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We use a big chunk of our site budget to buy mental health support at my site.  We are one of the District's schools in a partnership wi...

Is AB114 an insult to teachers already laid off?

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No. It means that fewer of those of us still employed join you. I am not a giant fan of the current system of teacher layoffs, because...

How List Making Went

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I was absolutely supposed to: laminating several sets of flash cards for long-term viability , mapping out where the furniture goes this y...
16 July 2011

Opening the Year

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Tomorrow will be the first day I go to school to get ready for the upcoming year.  (I did one day in early June, but that was not targeted t...
15 July 2011

So It Ends Up School is Hard.

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No matter how many obstacles are removed from the charter school path,  somehow failures abound. Here we have an extremely well-connected,...
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Short Rant

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The next politician, pundit, deformer or school official to worry about the technology gap and students unprepared for the glorious global c...
12 July 2011

Search Keywords: AB114 and Currently Laid-Off Employees

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There is nothing in AB114 that would compel districts to hire back teachers currently laid off.  If you are a currently employed teacher, yo...
10 July 2011

Counseling Out Five Year Olds.

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Here's an example from the New York Times: By then, Matthew was throwing up most mornings and asking his mother if he was going to be...
09 July 2011

Debate for Deformers

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Having comment-threaded with any number of pro-charter, pro-reform types, I think I've discovered their primary strategies for debate.  ...
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08 July 2011

All Toys are Learning Toys

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Since I've been teaching for awhile, I've been able to experiment with lots of different toys and games.  Some haven't worked ou...
05 July 2011

Five Fast Suggestions for Newbies

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It's amazing how much really simple, obvious stuff is not so obvious when you are actually, you know, teaching.  It's like the const...
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04 July 2011

Search Keywords, Teacher Fashions

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Yes, it is okay for teachers to have feather extensions.  A member of our afterschool program does hair bling and feathers, so teachers at m...
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E. Rat
San Francisco, California, United States
I teach school. I like big words and shiny objects. I am actually quite good at teaching school. I have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. I believe these are related. I am also one of those AGED, ELDERLY radicals who fails to believe in the healing power of corporate cash, corporate ideals, competition and colorblindness. I like clothes. I have had this blog for a long time. Now that blogs are dead I'm reviving it. This is kind of like teaching, honestly.
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