Elementary Rat

My punishment for years of running with scissors: teaching today's scissor marathoners.

25 February 2024

Woke up spicy

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I cannot express my contempt for folks who could never do my job who've spent years pushing a deficit-based, dubiously scientific but de...
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19 February 2024

Elswhere in Papers of Record

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The New York Times  has noticed that there's something of a substitute teacher crisis . Alas, it's the Times, so they're mostly ...

Bad Ideas Never Die (if they're popular with billionaires)

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One of the most frustrating things about my field is how impervious it is to data. No matter how much evidence once can marshal, certain the...
09 February 2024

Just a Little List

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 In SFUSD, right now: Third year of payroll drama (current issues: second year of mistake-laden W2s, folks on leave are not getting paid, ra...
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02 January 2024

Since Twitter is a Hellscape and Matt's here to privatize SFUSD out of existence

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 I am going to start blogging again, for real! I've been on a social media hellsite but the Nazis there are getting me down. Also, in De...
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29 December 2021

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If I were making two or three times' a teacher salary and still on work from home I would probably make an attempt at, like, not sending...
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15 December 2021

Some Stuff About the District's Horrible, Terrible, No Good Very Bad Budget

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The BoE was presented with two budget plans for a final vote last night: Management's Plan:  All Cuts to Sites and Direct Services, But ...
05 July 2020

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Wow, I find myself with so much rage about SFUSD during a pandemic that I think I'm going to blog again.
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18 November 2017

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Like many Kindergarten teachers in the District, I occasionally find myself checking the local parent blogs and sites.  It's hectic for ...

Still teaching, also not dead

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(Seriously, come Thanksgiving at least 23% of all teachers are actually undead.) It has been such an exciting and jam-packed couple of yea...
14 August 2016

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A few things you may not know: In SFUSD, teachers get three days of professional development before one work day.  This isn't enough ...

Tomorrow: The First Day of School!

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And so it begins! Here's my advice for the big FIRST DAY.  As a reminder, I am actually a teacher at a public school.  I do not merely...
16 June 2016

Right then.

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I am leaving town tomorrow for two weeks of professional development, partially about writing.  And also, I'll be visiting with some of ...
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24 March 2015

Look Who Has His Own Anti Site!

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As a devoted Enronista, I've been following John Arnold for years  and  years. I'm happy to say that his continued campaign to des...
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15 February 2015

In exchange for that 12% raise...

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For this year's 4%, District teachers are doing way more than 4% new work: We are required to use two new data systems.  Neither was r...
01 September 2014

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There has got to be a better way to handle the wait pool than a three week carousel roster.
23 August 2014

One week down.

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Yay, one week of Kindergarten under the bridge.  My class is enormously cute and bright.  I am hoping that my roster is stabilizing, but I s...
09 August 2014

Summer Reading List?

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Is there a Kindergarten student in your household?  Then read  this  before school starts, and think about how you can help Kindergarten be ...
07 August 2014

Advance Planning Scofflaws

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In February, it seemed like a totally great idea to apply for an out-of-state professional development taking place the week before I report...
30 July 2014

Cheating Beats Actual Progress.

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Pay for performance is a very popular education reform plan.  The fact that pay for performance doesn't seem to work very well - I give ...
28 July 2014

Let's Get Ready for Kindergarten!

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Families Get Ready! Using a permanent marker, write your child's first name in a prominent location on all items of clothing your chil...
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26 July 2014

This isn't hard to do.

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This morning, I read  this  article in the  Mercury News  about a database of school district employee salaries. The database is a littl...
25 July 2014

Luddite Kindergarten

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It's a good thing Proposition 30 passed, because California's schools are going to need it.  Honestly, we had better start the campa...
10 July 2014

Snit makes for posting.

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FACT: Chi Tschang was found to have physically and mentally abused children while principal at KIPP Fresno. FACT: KIPP attempted to kee...
18 August 2013

Internet Holiday

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Soooooooo I have been enjoying this really delightful holiday from education news (well, most of the time), SFUSD factoids (haven't read...
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17 August 2013

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My general method of classroom set-up is to pile everything up in the middle of the room.  This makes it easy to hang fadeless, and I make s...
10 August 2013

IN OTHER EXCITING NEWS!

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My iPod died spectacularly this summer.  Having recently received my paycheck, I took myself off to replace it and found that the iPod Touch...

And So It Begins. Again.

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So I took the summer off from blogging. Truth be told, I took the summer off from teaching.  Other than two planning days at my new school...
22 June 2013

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In today's New York Times , there's an entire article on  how naughty educators aren't protecting student data . The article f...
03 June 2013

Testing Everything, Twice Annually.

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This article - from the New York Times  series "Teachers are Crazy Lazy" - irritated me. I mean, there are some interesting cult...
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E. Rat
San Francisco, California, United States
I teach school. I like big words and shiny objects. I am actually quite good at teaching school. I have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. I believe these are related. I am also one of those AGED, ELDERLY radicals who fails to believe in the healing power of corporate cash, corporate ideals, competition and colorblindness. I like clothes. I have had this blog for a long time. Now that blogs are dead I'm reviving it. This is kind of like teaching, honestly.
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