Elementary Rat

My punishment for years of running with scissors: teaching today's scissor marathoners.

29 February 2012

New Definitions!

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In SFUSD, equity  means that it's better to lay off 40% of the teachers at your high-needs school than laying off 16% of the teachers at...
24 February 2012

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Based on the Board agenda, I am going to be laid off to protect less-senior teachers at "zone" schools. Non-zone schools that ar...
23 February 2012

Unsent Letters: Thesaurus Edition

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Dear Various Departments, A SFUSD procedure  is not necessarily synonymous with state and/or federal law . While we might generally prefer...
16 February 2012

Furlough

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Tomorrow there is no school in SFUSD. As a reminder, while teachers are not working tomorrow, they will not be paid, either.  This is the ...
15 February 2012

Kindergarten For Some

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Yet another  way charter schools work to manage their student load in ways actual public schools cannot: enforcing their own Kindergarten en...
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12 February 2012

Valentine's Day Crafts

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It ends up my Resident is soloing on Valentine's Day, which is a pretty good idea, I think: celebration-management is important and not ...
10 February 2012

Teachers of the Month

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It's time to nominate teachers for the Mayor's  Teacher of the Month  Award! Of course, 826 Valencia  also has a nifty TotM award.
08 February 2012

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So someone asked me the total cash amount of the various grants and whatnot I've done over the last five years (which is how long I'...
07 February 2012

Workplace Conditions.

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Our school has mice, regular ant infestations, encapsulated asbestos, and leaded pipes that require daily flushing.  It also has certain sys...
06 February 2012

Big Dilemmas

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QUERY: Is it preferable to have catchy Kindergarten songs stuck in one's head, or totally Kindergarten-verboten songs stuck in one's...
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05 February 2012

In which I enjoy italics immensely.

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Teach a primary school for a few years, and people begin to make certain conclusions about you: you own puff-painted clothing; all your s...
02 February 2012

Allies, Not Enemies.

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I make a monthly donation to a project at  Donors Choose  to support my fellow teachers.  I know several other teachers who do the same. T...
31 January 2012

Unsent Letters

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Chris Christie*: “We cannot ask parents to accept failure in teachers when their children’s lives hang in the balance.” I couldn't a...
29 January 2012

100 Day Snack Recommendations

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Our 100 Day annual snack varies by where I manage to go shopping, but the deal is as follows: There are nine different items, of which eac...

Bad school, bad school

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So what exactly is a bad school ?  Does it beat you up and steal your lunch money?  Exchange emails about the stupid investors buying their ...
27 January 2012

Fingers Crossed

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Barring major technical difficulties, Team Kindergarten will submit its Fund for Teachers grant application today.  Writing it was really di...
26 January 2012

100th Day of School

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Plans: Make 100 day necklaces using 10 groups of 10 pony beads. Make 100 day trail mix, 10 groups of 10 snack items. Make 100 day pictur...
25 January 2012

Maybe Not as Adaptive as I Thought

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...erk, two days in a row of being irritated with the district and i'm pretty sore, having upped weights or reps for a whole mess of dif...
24 January 2012

Good News, Coping Strategies, Buy in Bulk Esoterica

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Good News: Some generous person or organization funded all the Donors Choose projects in SFUSD today.  I got two, one a biggie for recess e...
23 January 2012

Before the Pink Ides of March

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Superintendent Garcia has been busy letting the media know that  layoffs are imminent .  I suppose we don't have any of those truth vigi...
22 January 2012

The Laziest Weekend in All the Land

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It's the rain, I think.  Also the football: all good bus routes begin near Candlestick, and either you get out before the game or you st...
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20 January 2012

Science of Color

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I like teaching about color, light, and color theory in Kindergarten for many reasons, but definitely the art/science projects that come out...
18 January 2012

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Sometimes it's so easy to see how systems meant to help go bad.  Some of it is the strange exponential brew of unrelated line items that...
17 January 2012

I Can Shower and Dress in Seven Minutes.

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That is an important skill for whenever the New York Times  goes in for one of its "Room for Debates" on teachers.  The questions ...
15 January 2012

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You know, I don't think Jerry Brown really gets school funding at all.  Also, I think someone needs to show him some post-napalm picture...
13 January 2012

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Sometimes doing what's best for children means that you need to upset a lot of contented panels and people at the District Office. Gue...
11 January 2012

Eight New Months of Budget Struggle

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Man, the Governor loves K-14 education so much!  Children are photogenic, after all. Sadly, the love is not backed up by the numbers: his ...
10 January 2012

With Bad Intentions

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This week, I resolve to keep reminding myself that people have good intentions. Superhuman work was done to arrange a necessary all-hands-...
05 January 2012

Tech Survey Time!

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The triennial technology survey is some kind of state requirement, I think, because I've been doing them for years.  They used to be the...
03 January 2012

Magical Day of Magic

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Today I received in the mail a check for art supplies from an out-of-state foundation - a three digit check.  In the mail!  From strangers! ...
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E. Rat
San Francisco, California, United States
I teach school. I like big words and shiny objects. I am actually quite good at teaching school. I have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. I believe these are related. I am also one of those AGED, ELDERLY radicals who fails to believe in the healing power of corporate cash, corporate ideals, competition and colorblindness. I like clothes. I have had this blog for a long time. Now that blogs are dead I'm reviving it. This is kind of like teaching, honestly.
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