Courtesy Teacher Sabrina over at failingschools.wordpress.com.
I personally ordered six or seven of these, although I feel that the standardized test amount is unacceptably low. Horse-choking quantities would only allow for six or seven weeks of uninterrupted testing, and that is simply not enough data for our laser-like foci. Elephant-choking might be better. Or that snake that swallowed the alligator? That snake-choking.
That snake eventually exploded, of course, which is about exactly what the educrats and for profiteers have in mind for public education.