Christmas List

Santa My Dear,

You would not believe how good I've been this year.  Seriously.  Please consider providing the following:

1. Classroom computers the kids can use and on which I can do report cards;
2. Fulfillment of all my current Donors Choose projects;
3. Quick diagnosis of current health problem with no more steroids after this month;
4. Eternal health and excellence for my pets;
5. Magical complete funding of California state education budget, with full restoration of current furlough days;
6. No layoffs this year;
7. In size 38:

Best,

E. Rat

P.S. The diabetic cat will eat any cookies put out for visitors.  Perhaps a delicious glass of water and some carrot sticks?