So spending the money on a television and cable set up seems like a big waste. I mean, over the course of a year that would put a big crimp in my shopping budget. Indeed, it might keep me from purchasing new boots. That would be catastrophic. Hyperbole is good for you.
Of course, the kids in my class see plenty of television, and from an amazing cornucopia of genres and historical periods at that. Invariably, 50% of my class is familiar with Chucky. I do not know what it is about the big, ugly, badly-dressed misogynistic doll with a knife that is so appealing to five year olds. Having seen maybe twenty minutes of a Chucky movie, though, I know I disapprove. Sponge Bob is invariably popular; this year my class has a number of Barney fans. The latter is something of a surprise; usually the dinosaur is "too baby". Perhaps they skewed the show to attract a new demographic; I no longer try to keep up on Kindergarten Fandom Crazes.
Television has led to some funny events:
- I have a kid this year who, prior to running, waves his arms in circular motions as if he is in a Warner Brothers cartoon.
- I had a kid who used to cross his feet, point with both hands and wink as if he were doing the Madison whenever his picture was taken.
- One kid a couple years back used to make little fists, drop his head back and scream "REVENGE!" whenever irritated.
- He would also, after teasing a peer or getting in trouble, holler "You'll never take me alive!" and run around the room.
- Another child makes the "Home Alone" face whenever something untoward happens in a story.
Children's literature is good for this, too. Mr. Frimdimpny gets imitated a lot, and many cafeteria items require the occasional muncha. As a last day in 2010 treat, I brought some sugarless bubble gum in for a little Trouble Gum action.
In other news, today's big task is the DMV. Exciting! I successfully found glasses I can tolerate, so I am waiting to pick these up. I got prescriptions refilled, had my old boots fixed and owe the dry cleaner $100 for cleaning (and an alteration on a fine, if salvaged Alberta Ferretti dress, one I am technically capable of doing but far too lazy to actually do). I need to finish report card comments, but they're done otherwise. This means that I should be able to get District-printed 8.5X17s, as opposed to classroom-printed 8.5x14s. All in all, I've been fairly productive over the break.